Make a cheese sarnie (I used a cheddar + mozzarella grated mix that I bought for pizza in the week)
Beat up an egg with lots of black pepper.
Heat up a little olive oil in a frying pan.
Dip the sarnie in the egg and pop into the hot frying pan.
Cook on both sides and serve with a blob of brown sauce. (Or with salad if you want to even out the naughtiness)
Just look at the ooziness of that cheese, go on, you want one don't you?