My new business cards have arrived

Why is it so exciting to get new business cards?

I guessed they were going to land this morning so I hung back from my shower, because I knew the second that water started to trickle, the doorbell would ring.   And last time that happened, I jumped out of the shower, slipped on the floor, went down like a sack of spuds, winded myself and got the 'red card of doom' through the letterbox.

This morning I was ready. I greeted the postman with such glee - good job he has been my delivery driver for quite some time and knows I am a bit of an odd ball - nearly knocking him off his feet while I snatch the box.

Then..... I made him stand there while I opened the box so I could give him a business card.

Now THAT'S what I call self-promotion  ;)



PS:  I have noticed an error, twice I checked the blooming thing.  It's not a massive error, just a font colour issue  ('Phone' should have been in black ink)  but it's going to annoy me for however long it takes to give 2000 business cards away!